Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T-Shirt

This soft, sturdy tee carries a warm, slightly silly energy — a photo of a golden retriever framed by an olive-green badge that reads “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” Wear it on slow mornings, at coffee-shop pit stops, or when you need a gentle laugh during a tense day. The fabric feels familiar from the first wear and settles into a relaxed silhouette that moves with you. The collar stays neat, seams sit smoothly, and the printed dog portrait keeps its detail wash after wash. For people who find comfort in cozy humor and canine calm, this tee is a quiet companion that lightens the mood without shouting for attention.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for breathable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and taped shoulders to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork to preserve photo detail
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically grown US cotton; tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean