Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T‑Shirt

Soft, lived-in comfort with a wink of humor. This classic crew tee carries a gentle, tongue-in-cheek design: a tiny, earnest dog framed by an olive-green badge reading “Chief Anxiety Officer.” It settles into your wardrobe like an old friend — light enough for warm days, sturdy enough for everyday wear. Wear it when you need to laugh at life’s little worries, when you’re curling up with a book, running errands, or meeting friends for coffee. The relaxed fit and breathable cotton keep you comfortable while the playful graphic starts conversations and invites empathy. It feels familiar, honest, and quietly brave — the kind of shirt that says it’s okay not to be fine right now.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a clean, durable silhouette
- DTG and DTF printed artwork for crisp sleeve, neck and main-image detail
- Twill shoulder tape, tear-away label, and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification
- Ethically sourced US cotton, made in Nicaragua; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean