Chief Anxiety Officer Bulldog T-Shirt – Funny Pet Lover Tee

Soft, sturdy, and quietly funny — this classic cotton tee carries a warm, lived-in energy. A relaxed crew neck and classic fit make it easy to pull on for slow mornings, dog-park runs, or coffee breaks between Zoom calls. The front features a round badge-style design with an expressive bulldog face and the tongue-in-cheek title “Chief Anxiety Officer,” a small, honest bit of humor for anyone who carries a lot on their mind. The medium-weight cotton holds printed detail crisply while remaining breathable; the ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label keep the shirt comfortable and stable through repeated wear. Wear it when you want a soft reminder that you’re seen, or gift it to someone who navigates life with equal parts worry and wit.

Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) for durable, breathable comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline for everyday wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for stability and cleaner look
- Dual printing (DTG + DTF) for crisp front artwork and clear sleeve/label prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced US cotton; tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean