Chief Anxiety Officer Tee — Funny Dog Rescue Lover Shirt

Soft, sturdy, and quietly funny — this classic crew tee carries a small, heartfelt story across the chest. A circular patch holds the photo of a wide-eyed pup, framed by the olive-green ring and the words CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER. It reads like a wink to anyone who lives with an anxious dog (or carries a little chaos in their own head). The medium-weight cotton drapes comfortably, the ribbed collar keeps its shape wash after wash, and the tear-away label means no scratchy distractions. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, on low-key dog-park runs, or when you need a gentle reminder that worry and love can coexist — and even be laughed about together.

Product features
- 100% (solid) cotton medium-weight fabric — durable yet breathable (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smoother, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape and stability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner neck details and DTG for main artwork — crisp photo print inside olive circular frame
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and meets safety and EU warranty standards

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean