Chief Anxiety Officer Tee — Funny Dog Graphic T-Shirt

Soft, sturdy, and quietly funny — this classic tee carries a small moment of levity you’ll reach for again and again. A relaxed crew neck silhouette in breathable cotton becomes a canvas for a vintage-style patch graphic: a thoughtful dog portrait encircled by the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” Wear it when you need a gentle reminder to laugh at life’s tense moments, when you’re running errands, meeting a friend for coffee, or curling up with a book and your pup. The fabric feels reassuringly substantial without being heavy, the collar keeps its shape, and the tear-away label means nothing itches while you wear it. It sits easily with denim, layered under a cardigan, or tossed on after a long day — a familiar, honest piece that quietly brightens the routine.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; breathable 180 g/m² medium-weight fabric
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed collar that holds shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for durability and reduced stretch
- DTG and DTF printed graphics for crisp, detailed front and sleeve/neck prints
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean