Chief Anxiety Officer Tee — Funny Dog Graphic T‑Shirt

Meet a laid-back, tongue-in-cheek tee that wears its heart on the chest — a round, vintage-style badge framing a worried, lovable dog and the words CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER. Soft, breathable cotton sits close to the skin without clinging. Wear it during long coffee runs, nervous road trips, or low-key hangouts when you want to let people know you carry kindness and a little worry in equal measure. The muted olive ring and natural photo-print give it an easy, lived-in vibe that pairs well with jeans and a beanie or layered under a flannel for quiet weekends. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations, makes fellow pet-lovers smile, and keeps you comfortable whether you’re running errands or curling up on the couch.

Product features
- 200 g/m² medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort and durability
- 100% cotton solid colors with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification and ethical US cotton sourcing
- Tubular knit and ribbed collar for minimal seams, reduced waste, and shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork ensuring crisp photo detail
- Tear-away label, shoulder tape stabilization, and compliance with EU safety standards (2-year warranty)

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean