Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Pet Owner Tee

There’s a quiet, warm humor in this tee — a soft white classic crew with a rounded olive badge on the chest and a soulful dog face at its center that reads “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” It works like a gentle exhale: the relaxed silhouette and smooth, medium-weight cotton feel familiar and comfortable, while the graphic sparks a knowing smile. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, layered under a flannel for walks, or when you want to say you’re friendly but realistically frazzled. The tone is human and self-aware — a small, honest nod to life’s little stresses, delivered with affection for dogs and a wry sense of humor.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a clean, durable fit
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details, DTG for main chest artwork (crisp photo print)
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean