Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Anxiety Officer Tee

Soft, lived-in comfort meets gentle humor. This classic crew tee carries a circular, olive-toned badge with a wide-eyed dachshund front and center and the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER” arched around it. It feels like the kind of shirt you reach for on slow mornings, long walks with a worried pup, or when you want to laugh at the small, honest moments of life. The fit is relaxed and unobtrusive — a supportive layer for errands, low-key meetups, or cozying up at home. The print has a slightly vintage look that blends with worn denim or soft joggers, and the breathable cotton keeps things calm all day long.

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton face with medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric for year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, smooth silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/neck labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced US cotton; tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean