Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt – Funny Dog Anxiety Officer Graphic Tee

This soft, sturdy tee carries a quiet kind of humor: a wide-eyed dog portrait framed by a muted olive badge that reads CHIEF / ANXIETY OFFICER. It feels like the kind of shirt you reach for on mornings when coffee and condolences are required. The medium-weight cotton drapes relaxed and steady, so the design sits clearly across the chest without warping. Wear it at home during slow, cluttered days; bring it to low-key meetups where friends will laugh and immediately understand the joke; or layer it under a jacket when you want to soften a busy commute with a little empathy and levity. The printed sleeve and neck details are crisp, and the tear-away label keeps the experience irritation-free — a calm, reliable piece with personality.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, all-season wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/neck and DTG on main print for sharp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified; tear-away label; EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean