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Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T-Shirt

Original price $24.99 - Original price $27.99
Original price
$27.99
$24.99 - $27.99
Current price $27.99
A soft, reliable tee that wears like a trusted companion and carries a quiet, funny message. The front shows a warm dog portrait framed by a muted olive badge that reads “Chief Anxiety Officer,” giving the shirt a touch of wry comfort rather than loud humor. Lightweight but sturdy cotton holds print detail well, while the classic crew neck and relaxed cut let you layer or lounge with ease. Slip it on after a long day, wear it when you need a gentle laugh, or pair it with jeans for low-key errands — it looks lived-in and honest from the first wear.

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed crew neckline and tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Smooth, high-detail prints using DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG on main design
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with shoulder tape to prevent stretching and improve drape
- Certified OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Color: White